According to a new CNN poll, 9 percent of Americans believe "space aliens, time travelers, or beings from another dimension" are responsible for the disappearance of Malaysia Flight 370.
According to a 2012 National Geographic survey, 36 percent of Americans believe that aliens have already visited Earth.
If you are one of the 27 percent of Americans who believe that aliens have visited Earth but aren't responsible for the disappearance of Malaysia Flight 370, please let me know. I'd love to pick your brain.
Bonus: The new CNN poll asks respondents where they think the plane is. Fifty-one percent of Americans believe the plane is in the Indian Ocean around where the search teams are looking, but 46 percent of Americans think it's "somewhere else." None of the people polled could possibly have any idea where the plane is. The question is itself ridiculous, but maybe more ridiculous is the idea that almost half of America thinks the experts are wrong. "The search teams say it's in that one bit of the Indian Ocean, but I think it's in Canada. Or Hawaii. Or Scotland. Or the moon. Or Benghazi. Why? I've just got a feeling."
Forty-six percent of Americans are living in a world of pure imagination.