How Often Have You Thought, I Wish I Could Reach Two Shotguns While Lying in Bed?

| Mon Oct. 22, 2007 3:33 PM EDT

In case the natives attack...

"It's the smartest money you'll spend in your life." Smarter than paying for college, for example. Or a 401k.

(Via Andrew Sullivan)

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