How Often Have You Thought, I Wish I Could Reach Two Shotguns While Lying in Bed?
In case the natives attack...
"It's the smartest money you'll spend in your life." Smarter than paying for college, for example. Or a 401k.
(Via Andrew Sullivan)
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