There Are No Popularly Elected Presidents in American History. Just Candidates Mike Huckabee Chose Not to Beat

—By Jonathan Stein

| Sun Nov. 18, 2007 6:35 PM PST

Hi folks. I want to interrupt your weekends for just a moment to bring you the greatest political advertisement of all time.

Better than this. Heck, better than this. And, uh, if you don't know what is going on, google "Chuck Norris Facts." Or go here. Oh, and FYI — The reason why we didn't find WMDs in Iraq? Chuck Norris lives in Oklahoma.

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