Texas Dem Finds "The Real Killer"
Massachusetts Attorney General Martha Coakley ran a pretty lousy campaign in her race to fill Ted Kennedy's senate seat. But is she the worst Democratic candidate to run for a major office in 2010? Not even close. Meet Bill Dear, proud Democrat, private investigator, conspiracy theorist, and (very very long-shot) candidate for the Texas governor's mansion.
Dear's campaign bio reads like an elevator pitch for a new show on truTV. He notes that he has, on multiple occasions, been referred to as "the real James Bond;" he exhumed the body of Lee Harvey Oswald as part of an investigation into the JFK assassination (which he, of course, witnessed firsthand); and, most notably, he has written a book and produced a documentary in which he identifies by name the real killer of Nicole Brown Simpson and Ron Goldman. You can call off the search, OJ!