Fox News Sends Reporter to Cover Spring Break in Florida. But What About Benghazi?

| Wed Apr. 2, 2014 7:04 PM EDT

Fox News host and prominent knockout-game-myth purveyor Sean Hannity announced this week an investigation into spring break. Here's the first installment, in which Fox correspondent Ainsley Earhardt heads to Panama City. (For the second installment, click here). The Hannity segment covers binge-drinking, twerking, premarital sex, public drug use, and other things young hooligans perpetrate while on spring break:

"Ainsley recalled that some people were actually having sex on the beach, while girls were flashing the crowds for Mardi Gras-style beads," the Fox News blog reads. (Erin Gloria Ryan of Jezebel has some of the segment's money quotes here, including, "I have vodka and Red Bull and I'm getting crunk than a mug!")

Well, at least it isn't another Fox segment on Benghazi.

Also, you can compare the quality of the very real and outraged Fox coverage of spring break to the very fake and outrage coverage carried out by KHBX—the fictional news team in Comedy Central's short-lived, Zach Galifianakis-starring satire Dog Bites Man. Enjoy:

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