Person of the Day: Hillary Pretzel

| Fri Feb. 16, 2007 1:00 AM PST

While refusing to admit a "mistake," presidential candidate Hillary "Bachman" Clinton and her speechwriters enter the War Room, racing against time to find the perfect language to appear hawkish AND antiwar. Fighting the Vast Logical Thought Conspiracy.

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