Conspiracy Watch: Beam Me Up

—Illustration: Peter Hoey

the conspiracy: Iraq is home to ancient "stargates," portals into distant galaxies built by the Anunnaki, the same aliens who constructed the Sumerian ziggurats. For years, the United States unsuccessfully tried to get these teleportation devices out of the hands of Saddam Hussein. So George W. Bush cooked up an elaborate excuse to invade Iraq, depose Saddam, and liberate the ET technologies.

the conspiracy theorists: Various ufo watchers, including "investigative mythologist" and radio host William Henry and Michael E. Salla, an expert on "exopolitics"—the political science of human-alien interaction. Salla claims that as many as 17 extraterrestrial civilizations are currently in direct contact with humans.


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meanwhile, back on earth: If Saddam knew all about the stargates, why did he end up in a spider hole instead of a wormhole to another galaxy? And now that we've got them, can we use them to bring the troops home?

Kookiness Rating:  
(1=maybe they're on to something, 5=break out the tinfoil hat!)

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I don't think anyone has been able to open the portal in Iraq. From what I've heard, once it is opened, it will unleash all sorts of Hell on Earth, which is just like something G.W. would do...since he is the devil.

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What? The 'stargate' is in Iraq? Oh damn, now they tell us. How is one supposed to get to Iraq, to the 'stargate', without getting "surged" or "renditioned" or "detained" or nabbed for the simple pleasure of having John Yoo torture one's "searching for the portal" ass? This news just sucks!

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THE ANUNNAKI - PLANET NIBIRU = PLANET ERIS = PLANET X
Details:
1)The book "Planet Eris and the Global Warming" can be found at Amazon and all major bookstores or at publisher's website at http://www.infarom.com/new_releases.html
2)Google and YouTube: A letter from a Norwegian Politician about 2012 /(The underground bases and Planet X)

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