Rudy Falls Off Ronald Reagan’s Stool


Anonymous flier being handed out here at the super-Christian Family Research Council’s Washington Briefing:

The American Stool
Designed by Ronald Reagan

INSTRUCTIONS

Step 1. Attach stool leg labeled: “Strong Economy”

Step 2. Attach stool leg labeled: “Strong Military”

Step 3. Attach stool leg labeled: “Strong Family”
DO NOT SKIP THIS STEP!

Someone make sure that Rudy gets a copy of this! He lost his!

The back? Completely blank. No one wants to take credit. What is this, South Carolina?