Bill Maher's Top 12 Pals and Punching Bags
Why Bill Maher and Arianna Huffington are "like an old married couple, except instead of having obligatory sex on our birthdays, we blog"—and more great moments in celebrity suction.
PUNCH LINES
Some of Bill Maher's great moments in celebrity ass kicking—and kissing:
Pope Benedict: A former "Nazi" who heads a "child-abusing cult"
Richard Dawkins: The atheist scientist's book "someday will be by the bed at every hotel in America."
Charlie Sheen: A 9/11 conspiracy, ahem, "scholar" and "a freak"
George Clooney: "Why can't more people be like him?"
John McCain: "A warrior who's dumb about war"
Barack Obama: "The Jackie Robinson of politics"
Rush Limbaugh: "Why couldn't have he croaked from [OxyContin] instead of Heath?"
Ann Coulter: "I like her—I like what she says less and less."
George W. Bush: "Retard," son of "a bitch"
Ralph Nader: A "hero" who's "bringing sexy back"
Heritage Foundation, Project for the New American Century: "You can't call yourself a think tank if all your ideas are stupid."
Arianna Huffington: He and the "seductive" salonista are "like an old married couple, except instead of having obligatory sex on our birthdays, we blog."
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Maher's quip about the Heritage Foundation is spot on.
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Bill Maher shouldn't have a hard time believing in a God, every time he looks in the mirror he can see a talking mule - someone made that possible.
Just by the stupid comment I can tell you have never been taught to think for yourself. I bet you believe in the easter bunny and tooth fairy also.
Bill really needs to open his mind and close his mouth long enough to at least see the evidence about 9/11. Forming an opinion before investigating is pretty damn shallow. Atheism is a choice and it's not for everyone, though I'm an atheist and big hero of Bill's, I had to let off a couple peeves here. Rock on Bill.
And the point if this article was...what?!
What could there possibly be to like about Ann Coulter? She's Sarah Palin without the looks and with a personality that makes Palin seem tolerable by comparison.
Yeah, I never got that about him and Ann Coulter. Gotta figufre he has a bit of a soft spot for her after he boned her once or twice.
