Deep Thought

Why have Americans allowed the British to overtake us in the pivotal contest to erect waterproof coverings over large tennis stadia? What has become of our national honor?

UPDATE: Speaking of tennis, tonight featured the Footfault Heard Round the World.  And I didn't see it because I didn't even know they were playing tonight.  But I probably wouldn't have anyway since I was watching USC-Ohio State instead, which turned out to be helluva game too.  But if I'd known, at least I could have switched obsessively back and forth between the two.

And all the while, Wozniacki and Wickmayer were playing a U.S. Open semifinal before a roaring crowd of 300.  Sheesh.