Helen Thomas is retiring. Thank God. On a substantive level, this is a good thing. Her remarks about Israel were obviously odious and she's doing everyone a favor by stepping down. Equally important, though, maybe this means we don't have to spend the next week listening to every windbag in the country rant on about Thomas's remarks, using them as an excuse to grind every axe ever invented and suck media attention away from actually important stories. Of which, you might have noticed, we have quite a few these days.
Probably a vain hope, though. The windbags aren't going to shut up regardless, are they?