The Funniest Thing I've Read All Week

| Sat Dec. 8, 2012 12:36 PM EST

From a column in the LA Times about tonight's fight between Manny Pacquiao and Juan Manuel Marquez:

The Nevada State Athletic Commission did not drug test either fighter in the lead-up to the event, saying both were veteran boxers above reproach.

Roger that. Maybe Major League Baseball should outsource its drug testing program to the Nevada State Athletic Commission.

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