Here's Mindy Kaling's Hilarious Speech to Harvard Law: "You Will Defend BP From Birds."

| Fri May 30, 2014 2:10 PM EDT

Here's actress/comedian Mindy Kaling speaking at this year's Harvard Law School Class Day on Wednesday:

With this diploma in hand, most of you will go on to the noblest of pursuits, like helping a cable company acquire a telecom company. You will defend BP from birds. You will spend hours arguing that the well water was contaminated well before the fracking occurred. One of you will sort out the details of my prenup. A dozen of you will help me with my acrimonious divorce.  And one of you will fall in love in the process.

Later, on a more serious note, Kaling urged graduates to "please just try to be the kind of people [who] give advice to celebrities, not the other way around." She continued: "You are entering a profession where no matter how bad the crime, or the criminal, you have to defend the alleged perpetrator. That's incredible to me."

You can check out other highlights from her speech here, and you should watch the whole thing above.

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