Flood of Divorces Begin Due to Gay Marriage in CA. That's How This Works, Right?

| Wed Jun. 18, 2008 12:19 PM EDT

Heterosexuals were running wild in the streets of DC this morning, divorcing each other left and right. The reason? Yesterday was the first full day of gay marriage in California, and now the decline of marriage has set in.

Come to think of it, my grilled cheese sandwich was a little off last night. And I woke up with a crick in my neck. Must be the gays.

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