Florida Jobs Plan: Let's Revive Dwarf-Tossing
In his fight for smaller government, Florida Rep. Ritch Workman wants to do something for the little people: He wants to let 'em fly. The Melbourne Republican has decided that the state's 22-year-old ban on dwarf-tossing in bars is keeping height-challenged residents from realizing their full career potential in a recession. "To me it's an archaic kind of Big Brother law that says, 'We don't like that activity,'" Workman told Florida Current reporter Bruce Ritchie. "Well, there is nothing immoral or illegal about that activity. All we really did by passing that law was take away some employment from some little people."
Once a staple of spring-break barrooms from Key West to Pensacola, dwarf-tossing (once incorrectly and more offensively referred to as midget-tossing) involves seeing which PBR-pickled frat brother can throw a Velcro-encased dwarf higher up a fabric-lined wall. State lawmakers banned the practice in 1989, finding it not only demeaning but physically taxing on the small subjects. But Workman's introduced legislation that would repeal the ban, taking his lead from such high-minded libertarian thinkers as TV newsman John Stossel. (That pundit's reaction to a dwarf-toss ban: "Give me a break!")