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Among the revelations in last weekend's New York Times profile of National Rifle Association chief executive Wayne LaPierre was this delicious nugget: "His fantasy," according to a former colleague, "was to retire from the NRA and open an ice cream shop in Maine." Should LaPierre ever beat his swords into ice cream scoops, here are a few suggestions for flavors that will set him apart from Ben & Jerry's:
S'more Guns, Less Crime
Concealed Carry Garcia
Stand Your Grounds (with real espresso beans!)
Jamoca Ammo Fudge
Shall Not Be In-Fridged
Banana Clip Chip
License to Chill
Jackfruited Thugs (exotic sorbet flavor)