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The Time (To Maximize Our Losses) Is Now. Bush Deserves Another Chance
Well, so the president thought it all over, and decided to make things worse.
Making a very convincing case that there was no choice, he explained why, as bad as things have gone so far, we would be missing an incredible opportunity if we didn't immediately take the disaster to the next level.
This time, he assured, things would be different, in that there would be absolutely no possibility of improving the situation. With virtually no support from any of the parties involved, including his supporters, and ignoring the defeats suffered to date as evidence for radically changing course, the president deftly argued for seizing the chance to engage in unprecedented folly.
Not only that, but in a stunning show of accountability, the president publicly claimed responsibility for any mistakes that might have been made on his watch, yet remained steadfastly committed to not admitting any. For the first time since the last time he addressed the nation, the president's disarmingly lucid oratory met all expectations. With no end of
unsubstantiated facts to substantiate his renewed commitment to the end times, he stood firm to protect his mission, his legacy, his vision of a world in total harmony with apocalyptic ideals.
Cut our losses? Never. To what end have we come all this way if we fail to fail completely? Staring soberly into the camera, he brushed aside all speculation of backing down, of giving in, of listening to anyone who would dare suggest the leader of so great a nation might ever doubt his own ignorance. His logic is airtight. We canąt afford not to screw this up totally. And to his detractors who cry out like sissies at a bar fight that it can't get any worse, the president shot back a reassuring, "you ain't seen nothin' yet."
Such resolve to bankrupt a nation economically and morally in the service of international turmoil and suffering, and to unburden us of any hope for peace in our lifetime, warrants a respect and admiration reserved for few. He gave it to us straight, as we tuned in breathlessly and came to the obvious conclusion.
The guy makes sense.
-- Bill Santiago, billsantiago.com, myspace.com/billsantiagocomedy
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He just wants to ensure that he gets his place in history.
Posted by: DaveD on 01/13/07 at 6:17 AM
Well this President has done almost all he can to bring about the "Rapture". Arresting Iranian Diplomats (or Consular officials) is an Act-Of-War all over the world. Expanding the war to Iran, Syria, and Israel while drawing China and Russia, whose economic interests are at stake, into a confrontation will make it all but inevitable that a half-trillion American dollars will be dumped on the open market turning the US into a third world country overnight. Much like the Rise-and-Fall of the Roman Empire, WE ARE FINISHED,WITH A MADMAN AT THE HELM OF A SINKING SHIP...... This is not the result of stupidity, no one is THAT Stupid. If I was the Anti-Christ, I would want to be President of the most powerful nation in the world. I would get as many false prophets as possible to declare me a divine man, on a mission from God. I would invade and bomb God's Holy Lands, you know, the Garden of Eden, Canaan, etc. If I was the Anti-Christ, I would want to be President of the United States.
Posted by: Marcus on 01/13/07 at 8:59 PM
Cheney’s New Paradigm
“The White House is banking on the assumption that it can execute its "new way forward" in Iraq before Congress can derail it.”
Expand that statement to read: “The object is a larger one: Expanding executive power, for its own sake, with claims to limitless presidential authority before Congress can derail it.”
Enter David Addington, Cheney's chief of staff and legal adviser. Addington's worldview in brief: a single-minded devotion to something called the New Paradigm, a constitutional theory of virtually limitless executive power, wherein "the President, as Commander-in-Chief, has the authority to disregard virtually all previously known legal boundaries, if national security demands it."
Addington and Cheney had been "laying the groundwork" for a vast expansion of presidential power long before 9/11. Cheney has been working behind the scene since the early Eighties in various political appointments to establish an authoritarian government. Wielding powers unearned through the democratic process, he has clawed his way to the top as a sociopathic sycophant and “power behind the throne” to subvert democracy.
That’s Cheney’s ambition and the essence of the “New Paradigm.”
Posted by: rabblerowzer on 01/14/07 at 5:03 AM
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