Brodner's Person of the Day: George Bush's Polyps

| Wed Jul. 25, 2007 3:00 AM EDT

Late Term Polyp Removal of the Day

As soon as Bush was removed from surgery, additional polyps began to spontaneously remove themselves. In a speech yesterday he pushed out "Al Qaeda" 93 times in 27 minutes.

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