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- 10. “Bob Dole, I’ve known more presidents than you can name.” (Hector Acuna)
- 9. “The anti-drug (except tobacco, or other addictions that pay well) President.” (Dwight Ratcliff)
- 8. “Sure I’m old, but I’ve got a Web page.” (Dave Sanders)
- 7. “Let’s turn America into a Pineapple Republic.” (J. Peter Saint-Andre)
- 6. “The more Bics you flick, the more Doles you pick!” (Lee Eisenstein)
- 5. “He puts the O back in GOP.” (Dave Isaacson)
- 4. “I did *not* fall off the stage. I thought that was the mosh pit.” (“fletcher”)
- 3. “You kids knock it off back there or I’ll stop this country and you can all walk to the 21st century!!” (John Gerardi)
- 2. “Backwards or forwards — it’s still Bob.” (Mike MacHarg)
- 1. “Newt’s in the past, Liddy don’t sass, My tax cut’s a gas, Let’s kick Willy’s ass.” (Nick Teti)
- 9. “The anti-drug (except tobacco, or other addictions that pay well) President.” (Dwight Ratcliff)
