When we last heard from Alan Simpson, the former Wyoming Senator and GOP co-chair of the Simpson-Bowles Debt Commission was railing against today’s disrespectful youths, “walking on their pants with their caps on backwards listening to the Enema Man and Snoopy Snoopy Poop Dog.” All of which make the calls for him to run for president as inevitable as they are inexplicable.
It began over the summer, when New York Times columnist Thomas Friedman said at the Aspen Ideas Festival that “If Alan Simpson and Erskine Bowles want to run as president and vice president, I will vote for them.” Former New York Governor Eliot Spitzer reprised the idea in an interview with Simpson on CNN a few days later. For folks like Friedman, who pride themselves on the boldness of their ideas in the face of a crippling status quo (accurate or not), Simpson is a tantalizing choice.
And now, with Republicans still freaking out about their choices for President and Friedman still pining for some sort of third-party savior capable of making tough choices and magically transcending checks and balances, the calls for a Simpson candidacy have picked up again (even though he’s not running). It’s not a Chris Christie-sized surge, but it’s loud enough that, for instance, Fox News’ Neil Cavuto is hosting a segment on Simpson’s presidential prospects tonight. Then there’s this website, which produced the following mix tape:
Simpson is a pro-choice Republican who opposed Don’t Ask, Don’t Tell, and doesn’t actually seem to understand how Social Security works—despite making it a signature issue. He is also, reportedly, old. But maybe this is his year.