Which Dad is More Embarrassing: Ron Paul or Rafael Cruz?

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If Sens. Rand Paul (R-Ky.) and Ted Cruz (R-Texas) do battle for the Republican presidential nomination in 2016, they’ll have to carefully manage their most popular yet embarrassing surrogates: their fathers. Here’s a quick guide to the septuagenarian bomb-throwers.