Wow. Our experiment is off to a great start—let's see if we can finish it off sooner than expected.
When climate change takes over, rendering MoJo editors incapable of posting scary stories about how your consumer choices are ruining everything, the Mother Jones Eco-Doom Headline Generator will kick in. Click the big red button to see it in action. (Shameless h/t to BuzzFeed.) Bonus alarmist fun: Hey look, we already wrote a bunch of these!
Meanwhile, the art department is stockpiling graphics for post-climageddon use: