Bobby Jindal Is Running for President

| Wed Mar. 19, 2014 10:45 AM EDT

I guess it's the law: The modern way to announce that you've thrown your hat in the ring for the Republican presidential nomination has nothing to do with Facebook or Twitter or anything like that. You merely have to ratchet up your wingnut rhetoric to 11. That's how you let people know.

So I guess this means Bobby Jindal is officially running for president. Dylan Scott runs down his latest crackpottery here.