Is "Salacious Exchanges With Underage Male Pages"-gate the Dems' October Surprise?

| Thu Oct. 5, 2006 7:51 PM EDT

Dennis Hastert, in mid-death rattle, is "lashing out" at Democrats and the media for "fueling the Mark Foley sex scandal."

When the base finds out who's feeding this monster, they're not going to be happy,'' he told the Chicago Tribune. "The people who want to see this thing blow up are ABC News and a lot of Democratic operatives.''

I'd say someboday needs to strip down and get relaxed.