Homeland Security Deems Illegal Immigrants Threat To Environment

Ah, isn’t it great when the Bush administration starts to channel Ronald Reagan? The linguistic twists alone are so priceless, like this one, from yesterday’s Washington Post. In a story about how the new anti-immigrant fence along the Mexican border is threatening endangered wildlife by disrupting migration patterns and cutting off animals from water sources, a spokesperson from the Department of Homeland Security suggested that the new fence might actually improve the environment by “reducing the trash left by immigrants crossing the border.” And ketchup is a vegetable…