The Empire Strikes Back


Apparently the Vatican has finally decided that the best defense is a good offense.  According to a bellicose statement issued Monday, the Catholic Church doesn’t have a paedophilia problem, it has an ephebophilia problem, thankyouverymuch.  Plus this:

The statement, read out by Archbishop Silvano Tomasi, the Vatican’s permanent observer to the UN, defended its record by claiming that “available research” showed that only 1.5%-5% of Catholic clergy were involved in child sex abuse.

He also quoted statistics from the Christian Scientist Monitor newspaper to show that most US churches being hit by child sex abuse allegations were Protestant and that sexual abuse within Jewish communities was common.

Only 1.5-5%!  Not bad!  And anyway, Protestants and Jews are doing it too.  So there.

Admittedly, I’m not a theological expert, but to my ears this sounds only slightly more sophisticated than something you might hear from a red-faced five-year-old.  Augustine must be spinning in his grave.

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