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Here is how I spent a good portion of the Super Bowl today:
From left to right are Charlie, Emmy, and Heidi. In the background is Scout. And here is the exact moment that the Patriots won:
When I got home, Hilbert accused me of being unfaithful. What could I say? The evidence was conclusive. But he forgave me as soon as I changed clothes.
