Most Patriotic-est Christmas Tree, Ever

Not really much to say here, except that if you don’t mail-order this Christmas tree from, you’re a Baby Jesus-hating commie alien:

Of course, navigating to currently yields a 403 error, which means you can’t mail-order this tree, which means…well, you know. Enjoy your Saturnalia festival, heathens!

(h/t Christian Nightmares)