Koch Brothers: It’s Only a Flesh Wound!

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Bo Rader/ZUMA (Charles Koch), Dennis Van Tine/ZUMA (David Koch)

This has been a very bad year for conservative megadonors. That includes Charles and David Koch, the famously secretive industrialist brothers who pledged a do-or-die effort to unelect President Obama with the help of their wealthy allies and affiliated dark-money groups. So how have they been spinning the disappointing election results to their friends and fellow donors? This (entirely fake) letter imagines one possibility…