Chuck Norris Kicks Darwin’s Ass

I had Chuck Norris pegged as a survival-of-the-fittest kind of guy. Guess I was..." />


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I had Chuck Norris pegged as a survival-of-the-fittest kind of guy. Guess I was wrong. Over at MovieGuide.org, a site that reviews movies based on biblical principles, the star of Walker: Texas Ranger weighs in on some of the wacky “Chuck Norris Facts” floating around the Internet. Like this one:

Alleged Chuck Norris Fact: “There is no theory of evolution. Just a list of creatures Chuck Norris has allowed to live.” It’s funny. It’s cute. But here’s what I really think about the theory of evolution: It’s not real. It is not the way we got here. In fact, the life you see on this planet is really just a list of creatures God has allowed to live. We are not creations of random chance. We are not accidents. There is a God, a Creator, who made you and me. We were made in His image, which separates us from all other creatures.

Now while we’re discussing the falacy of natural selection, let’s talk about Hollywood projects God has allowed to live. (Image: publicity shot from Top Dog.)

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