First Look at Lily Allen and Ed Simons’ Baby

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It’s true, she’s pregnant, it’s in the NME! And Party Ben, using his Photoshop powers for evil, proudly gives you the first “if they mated”-style glimpse at what their offspring will probably look like. Is it the “Chemical Allen” or the “Lily Brother?” You decide, and then decide if it should maybe co-star on that Cavemen show. Prepare yourself, put the kids to bed, and then click the “continues inside” button to witness the carnage.